
I can park close and I am available to shop with you during the holiday bustle; my fee is a Venti Mocha but that's negotiable. Isn't it good to know that I'm still good for something?
Jackalope satire and an abundance of other devices: elusive irony and flat parody; extended allegory and direct vituperation; ironic ridicule with agility and lightness of touch; sarcasm, calculated and naive. All standard trope and a variety of unusual figurations.
6 comments:
That's hilarious. But I think your worth more than a Venti.
Do you actually DO the shopping for me or do you just sit in the car and listen to Talk Radio??
I make him walk the store with me and call it physical therapy!
She who must be obeyed.
Fabulous! I'll send my list right over. Thanks! :)
Umm...I could use some stocking stuffers from the dollar store. I'll give you a buck....
LOL! I need to go to Wal-Mart. If you'll sit in the car with Shirley while you drink your venti mocha, we might have a deal.
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